Sunday, April 22, 2012

I am a terrible blogger

So, um, hi. Yeah. It's been a while. A long while. Let's be honest: I'm a terrible blogger. I'm a writer. Not a blogger. If I sit down at my computer and think that it's time to write something, that means I want to write stories, fictions and other muses. Not a boring account of my day. But every now and then I come across something so awesome I have to share it.

Adam Savage's speech from the Reason Rally (transcript):


I have been racking my brain for the past few weeks trying to think of ways to talk about reason and being reasonable. It turns out it's not a simple subject. I am a very non-confrontational person. I am, most of the time, the very definition of a reasonable man. I don't like telling people things they don't want to hear. I want people to get along. I want people to like me. I want to find good things in people. I want to understand viewpoints that differ from mine. I want my tombstone to say, "He was nice to work with."
I have children. I want to raise them in a world they can add value to that has value to them. I want for them to feel entitled only to working hard at doing what they love in order to be excellent at it and to share their lives and the rewards with those that they love. Of course, I think this is all anyone wants for their children or themselves. I try and inculcate them with a sense of logic about the world, which means most of the time I'm point out things to them that are absurd and ridiculous as a counterpoint. And right now there is plenty to point to.
I console myself, however, with the thought that for anyone trully paying attention, for atleast the last 300 years, the world has always been chock full of absurd contradictions, and has always seemed to be going down hill and fast. I get this when I read Thomas Jefferson, when I read Camu, when I read Vonnegut. I console myself with the remarkable advances in the sciences. I play a scientist on TV, I am in awe of those that do it for real.
Testable, provable phenomena, and the preditions they allow, big and small, brought me here to in front of you today and they will take me back to my family when I am done. They allowed me to drive to DC on a bus, type my speech on a screen, ride to this rally in a car, walk on shoes that support my feet, and wear clothes and a hat that protects my pale skin from the sun. To fly on a plane home. That plane I will get on exists and stays in the air because of a million million large and tiny tested predictions lift, drag, material performance, physics, electricity, radiowaves, wear, tear sheer, checklists, human error, machine error and redundancy. It is a miracle of engineering. It is the result of an ancient and very human drive. A drive that makes us what we are in all of our unique specialization. A drive to solve problems.
Many tens of thousands of people combine their collective genius to make an impossibly fast and efficient, thin, inflated bubble of aluminum so stable and secure that you'd have to fly for several thousand years before the odds gave you an even chance of being in an accident. Everything that we have that makes our lives possible exists because human beings have tested the things they found in their surroundings, made predictions based on those tests, and then improved upon them. This is reason, the human capacity to make sense of the world.
Here are some other things that, like the components of the airplane, have been tested and proven. I'm going to call them facts:
  • E equals mc-fucking-squared.
  • Force equals mass times acceleration.
  • The Earth is not the center of the Universe.
  • Man landed on the Moon in 1969 and a few times thereafter.
  • Burning airplane fuel caused a tragic catastrophic collapse of the Twin Towers in 2001.
  • The Earth is spherical. Not precisely round, it is officially slightly pear-shaped.
  • Human industry is causing a significant rise in the Earth's overall temperature.
  • The Earth is over four-billion years old.
  • Evolution is literally a fact of life.
  • As Niel deGrasse Tyson says, "Facts are true whether or not you believe them."

Now, here are some of my beliefs that are true to me:
  • You cannot teach kids about sex by telling them not to have it.
  • I believe that making drugs illegal is stupid and damaging to us as a people.
  • I believe that if we take care of our surroundings they will take care of us.
  • I believe that inside every tool is a hammer.
  • I believe that people have an inalienable right to choose what to do with their own bodies.
  • I believe that in a community it is our duty that we should take care of each other in times of need.
  • I believe that if you tell people the truth and let them make decisions based on that, much of the time they'll make pretty good decisions but not always.
  • I believe that which is detestable to you, you should not do to another.
  • I believe that, while not all people are essentially good, most are trying.
  • I believe that rules do not make us moral, loving each other makes us moral.

And finally, I have concluded through careful, empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought, giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I'm capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think and they still love me and I've concluded after careful consideration that this person keeping score is me.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Five for Friday: Authors who Inspire

When I write, or even just brainstorm, I find myself drawing inspiration from other authors. I often think to myself, “WWNGD?” (What would Neil Gaiman do?” Sometimes, it’s reading someone else’s work that encourages me to continue my own musings. Here are my top five authors who inspire me. 5. JRR Tolkien Tolkien is the reason we have such rich fantasy novels today. Before The Lord of The Rings, there wasn’t any notion of elves, dwarves, and wizards in popular fiction. He practically invented them. Generally, when you think of elves, you think lean, tall, pointy-eared etc. Tolkien is responsible for that vision. Most fantasy books today have some trace of Tolkien in them; when you read through Force of Nature, one of the elves even comments on Tolkien’s uncanny sense of fantasy. 4. Bram Stoker

Ah, yes, Dracula. Considering the boom of vampire culture right now, it’s no wonder that Stoker makes this list. There are no vampires in the Force, and I don’t plan on ever using them, in the traditional sense that is. Alex does suck energy out of people, don’t forget. (Funny, I never made that connection until just now.) But the main reason for Stoker goes back about 10 years ago. I was in university, taking a Germanics class called “The History of Vampires in Film”. We watched vampire movies each class. Part of the assignments required reading Stoker’s original text. I remember having such a vivid picture in my mind while reading that I thought, wow, I wish I could write like that. Since then, two vampire novels have again inspired me to write. First, yes, I’ll admit it, Twilight. I devoured the series very quickly. Shortly after, I found I had nothing to read that was similar, so I decided to write the kind of book I would want to read. Force is what came out of that. Second, Jennifer Rardin’s Jaz Parks series. I picked the first book up on my way camping and ended up having to buy the rest of the series before the end of the first day. When I got home, I realized I hadn’t touched my novel (this time it was Force of Nature) for months, and started finishing it. I also love Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse series, and refer vaguely to her in the third (still untitled) story in the Force series. Nonetheless, it was Stoker who is the most widely recognized author who brought the myth of the vampire to the novel.
3. Cecilia Ahern
Who? Cecilia Ahern has written a ton of whimsical books, such as “A Place Called Here” and my personal favourite “If You Could See Me Now” (which is about an imaginary friend). She also wrote PS I Love You, which was turned into a movie, as well as created the TV show Samantha Who? Ahern’s novels transport you to a world where magic is possible, and encouraged. I also am inspired by her drive. Her first novel was published when she was just twenty-one, and she continues to crank out bestsellers. I love that she keeps things modern, but never lets you doubt the existence of magic. 2. JK Rowling

Remember her? She wrote this little book series called “Harry Potter”. Rowling is such an inspiration, both through her words, and through her story. She made reading cool again. She changed the world with her stories. I remember first reading HP after my mom had one a boxed set of the first three books. They hadn’t hit it big yet in Canada, and we both didn’t know what to do with these “young adult” books. Who was going to read them? I ended up reading the first book quite by accident, and told my mom she HAD to read it. I wasn’t finished the second one when she started pawing for it! We were starved for more Harry! Her determination to write, despite all odds against her (a single mom on welfare in England) only furthers my admiration of her. She’s now got a whole empire around her. You go, girl!
1. Neil Gaiman I remember when I first joined twitter (@shawnapiranha), I started following Neil, (we’re on a first name basis, apparently) and I kept saying to people, "I wish Neil Gaiman was my friend!" He’s so unbelievably AWESOME! He writes the way I only hope to write. His words come out like music, even on something as restrictive as twitter! The first book I read of his was Neverwhere, which blew my mind. What a fantastic concept! I followed it up with Stardust, and American Gods. If you’ve read Force, you’ll know how these were strong inspirations for some of the characters in the novel. I’ve read all of his books, though I must admit, I haven’t yet read the Sandman graphic novels, basically because I’m a wuss. Gaiman invites the creep factor in when everyone else is afraid to (like Shadow’s wife in American Gods... creeeeeeeepy)... even The Graveyard Book isn’t afraid to delve into the dark depths of a child’s mind. So fantastic. There’s something about the imagery he creates that makes his books feel like paintings. The best example of this is to read the short story Mirrormask...then watch the movie. It’s exactly how you see it in your mind. A lot of his novels are getting turned into movies: Stardust was highly successful, Neverwhere was made into a miniseries, Coraline was nominated for an Oscar, and according to IMDB, The Graveyard Book is getting the film treatment! I have to say, my biggest inspiration for writing comes from Neil.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Five for Friday: Geek Gods

There's a lot of Greek mythology within my Force series. Initially I had planned on writing a list of five favorite Greek myths (maybe one day), but I made a typo in the title of this blog post and have changed my mind. Instead, we shall be checking out my favorite "geek" gods.
I've come up with a two criteria:
Must be an actor (sorry, Joss), and Must not be a character (eliminating Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, and Chuck)
5. Robin Williams (Mrs. Doubtfire, Dead Poets' Society)




You might be thinking, Robin Williams? Really? Yes. Not only did he name his daughter Zelda (yes, after that Zelda), but he also is a huge fan of new electronics (he even attends conventions for them quite regularly), but he also loves RPGs, anime and video games. He frequently laments about how he gets owned when plays on his XBox 360.



4. The cast of Mythbusters (Mythbusters)




While Adam and Jamie are the staples for this show, I find that Kari, Grant and Tory are waaaay more fun to watch. Still, I'm putting the whole cast on the list because one day, I know Mythbusters will save my life.


Plus, anyone who can do a whole episode on duct tape is awesome in my book.


3. Jimmy Fallon (SNL, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)



I've only recently become a Jimmy Fallon fan. He is hilarious! From his impeccable Neil Young impressions to his Robert Pattinson mockery to his Glee-homage... I find myself totally smitten by his love of satire. Go, Jimmy, go!



2. Felicia Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Red: Werewolf Hunter)


The queen of the geekverse.




Felicia is a creative force to be reckoned with. First, she writes and stars in The Guild. Then, her role in Dr. Horrible let us know she can sing too! (By the way, listen to her on the Dr. Horrible commentary.) She is so impressive in the geek world that video game makers send her their games to her before anyone else. She is even writing a comic for Dragon Age 2. Her role in The Guild, and her own personal addiction to WoW led her to produce this music video, which went to #1 on iTunes within a day! You go girl!



1. Nathan Fillion (Castle, Firefly, Serenity, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog)


What can I say about my boy Nathan? He is a chameleon. Put him in ANYTHING. I will watch. Even EW agrees with me!


Perhaps the winning moment for me was his turn on Firefly, but more recently he has been shining as Richard Castle. (Oh, sweet! I unintentionally brought this back to writing!) His twitter account (@NathanFillion) is a fantastic look into his personality, with a combination of posts, links, and photos. Best of all, his fans are loyal to the core. So loyal that they have launched a campaign to help him buy the rights to Firefly. So loyal that they went to great extremes to try to get him the role as the Green Lantern (it ultimately went to Ryan Reynolds). Watch the trailer below... you'll see what I mean.




Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Five for Friday: Quote and Quotability

I want to branch out a bit on this blog, so today I'm going to try something new. I'm going to post five of my favorite things, whether they be books, movies, foods... anything can make the cut. (Hopefully I will remember to keep it up!)





In keeping with a writing theme, I'm going to use today's list for "Quotability" (i.e. how much the movie has permeated into my everyday life.)

5. Airplane!

I have to admit, I haven't seen Airplane! in years, but there is no denying how it has become a staple in my speech.


Most quoted line: Well, it requires a setup. The movie version is "Surely, you can't be serious?" "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley!" Everytime i hear the word "surely" I must follow up with the end of that quote! It's almost like it's law!

4. The Princess Bride

Again, it's not surprising to see my favorite movies on this list. The Princess Bride is a staple in my everday vernacular. Unfortunately, even though I quote it incessantly, usually the quotes don't fit the situation. I do overuse "Inconceivable!" but then again, who doesn't? Still, I think the best lines in the movies go to Fezzik (Andre the Giant) and Inigo Montoya (Mandy Pantinkin). The rhyming on the boat is classic, yet hard to throw in to everyday conversation:

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.

Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

But, I digress.


Most quoted line: It's a pet peeve of mine when people don't use a word correctly. Perhaps it's my background in English Lit, or perhaps it's how I hate that the internet has destroyed language all together. But when I hear someone say "supposably", my skin crawls.


So, I give you, Inigo: (insert my best spanish accent) "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


3. Robin Hood

Not my favorite Disney movie by a longshot, but there are two quotes in this movie I use incessently. I guess this one will be a tie:



Most quoted line (1): (Usually only used when people are in my way, this requires a bit of pushiness. It only works when you stick out your belly) "Get outta my church!"



Most quoted line (2): (When saying goodbye) "Come back next year! On my birfday!" 2. The Wizard of Oz

An obvious choice, considering I have a tattoo reading "There's no place like home." Furthermore, the various electronics in our house are named with a Wizard of Oz theme (Tin Man, Toto, The Wiz, etc.).

Most quoted line: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..." (used when I get embarassed or caught-red handed)


1. Finding Nemo


There are so many quotes I use from this movie that if I started to list them, I would run out of space. From speaking in whale, to the shocked "he touched the butt!", Nemo has become a staple within my vernacular.


Most quoted line(s): Check out IMDB for a more comprehensive list of quotes, but for now, I will just list a few:



Dori: Just keep swimming!

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Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
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Crabs: Heeeeeeeeeey! Heeeeeeeeey! (it's important to make little crab claws with your hands when using this quote.)
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Squirt: We're gonna have a great jump today!


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Bruce: Fish are friends, not food.

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Dori (reading): Ess-cah-pay!


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Mr. Ray: Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones...

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Dori: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy!



(Yes, I do use ALL of these! ALL THE TIME! I know, I'm nuts!)



Honorable mentions:


The Muppet Christmas Carol:

Mice: Please sir, I'd like some cheeeeeeese.


Charlie Brown Christmas:

Lucy: "And presents for pretty girls?"


Singing in the Rain:

Don: "Hey Cosmo, call me a cab."

Cosmo: "Okay, you're a cab."

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Creating a Book Trailer

Recently, I find more and more authors are employing the new idea of creating a "Book Trailer". Essentially, it's a movie trailer but for your book. This article has a useful list of what works in a trailer, but even better, there is a fantastic trailer embedded on the page.

How am I ever going to compete with that?

In other news, Force is live on amazon.com, through their Kindle store! I'm currently investigating other eBook publishers, but it's a time consuming process. Plus, I really just want to finish writing and editing the series so that all three books can go up together. Hopefully that will come soon! Until then, happy reading!


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Distractions

It's very easy to get distracted from writing, especially with all shiny, flashy things around. I had a free evening tonight, and was all set to work on book three (still untitled), but then there was facebook, and twitter, and television, and the various blogs I like to read, and and and...

Now, I find it's 10:30 at night, and I've yet to write a word. Is it perhaps something subconscious about this story in particular? When i first wrote it, I hit a block. I took my characters to a dark place, and couldn't figure out how to get them out without upsetting "my readers" (I use quotes because there's all of three of you out there). But still, that was the way I wanted (or thought i wanted) the story to go. I've been stuck ever since, and it's been over a year.

Part of the reason I've been tackling it again is because I'm going to start publishing on the Kindle Store. It's an experiment, so hopefully it will be successful. I must say, without the help of Dan (my wonderful, tech-savvy roomie), I would never be in a position to post on the site. There are so many formatting-for-web codes and tricks that I just don't understand.

In my procrastination, I opened up my OneNote file for the series. It's kind of like my encyclopedia of the world i have created in my books. I have a page for each character, which includes quotes of descriptions I use throughout the stories. I also have pages for locations, and other important elements.

Many times I will have an idea of something in my head, for example, the interior of Mobius (described in an earlier post). In my travels across the inter-webs I sometimes find images that fit my imagined idea (for Mobius, it is the interior of the Guggenheim, and the exterior of the Kelowna library). I put these pictures in the OneNote file.

I find looking at these pictures helps me get inspiration, as well as helps me to remember exactly what I had been thinking weeks (or months) previous. Today, I came across the image for Zarek (a pivotal character in the second novel). I hesitate to post it here, because I would rather not affect a reader's imagination (which is why I will never post the pictures of my "fantasy cast" if Force was made into a movie), but I wanted to post a "tease" of what is to come once the second book (tentatively titled "Force of Nature") makes it on to the Kindle Store.



In other news, I suppose I should mention that I have reverted back to my original title. It appeals to a wider audience, I think, and for purposes of Kindle-dom I find it is a better fit.

Friday, December 17, 2010

A Little Thrown, A Little Perspective, A Lot of Sadness

I've been thinking a lot lately about my lack of writing. I haven't felt driven in months. I'm not really sure why the brakes are on my series, but even still, I haven't written ANYTHING.

I want to write some more, but I'm lacking inspiration. This morning, I came across an email from one of my favourite authors, Jennifer Rardin. She is the only author (or even famous person) I have ever written to. When I picked up one of her books, it was just supposed to be a fun, quick read, but i quickly tore through the whole Jaz Parks series, and immediately afterward, began writing again. This was roughly last December...so over a year has passed, and I still have her response, and though it was short, it was definitely a surprise that she even wrote back at all. I've included my letter and her response below:

Dear Jennifer,

I must first start by saying that I don't think I have ever written an author before. But i just picked up Once Bitten, Twice Shy yesterday, (yes, only yesterday) and I am devouring it, and will be buying the rest of your series tomorrow.In a literary world that has recently been dominated by tween "vampire" romance, it is so unbelievably refreshing to pick up something a little easier for my 27-year old self to relate to.

Last February, I began writing urban fantasies for women (also answering that Avenue Q song...My BA in English was collecting a lot of dust) because I was having a hard time finding them at the bookstore (unless of course you are fifteen). I'm almost done my third novel, but I was starting to feel discouraged that the market seemed to only support the teenage market.

Anyway, the point I am trying to make, is as an aspiring writer in your genre, you have given me a new sense of drive. Jaz Parks is an incredible woman, let alone protagonist. Your writing is amazing and the story is nearly impossible to put down (I had to pull myself away from reading to seek out your email). I only hope to achieve that level of intrigue in my characters and plot.

So, I want to thank you so much for renewing my spirit, not just in writing, but also in reading. Unless i slow down (and I really don't want to), I'm thinking I will read your series and finish it by the end of the week. It's such a rush to find a book that does that to you and works your imagination.

Sincerely,

Shawna Logue

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Thanks so much for your kind words, Shawna! I'm psyched to know you're having fun with the series and inspired to do some creating yourself!

Take care!
Jen


You may ask why I am breaking my writer's block silence to write about this. Well, Jen has always had a strong web presence. She used facebook (and didn't hire someone to post for her), she tweeted, and she blogged. I started thinking about my own lack of activity on social media, and how my writing had fallen off the table, when i realized I hadn't seen a post from her come across my feed for some time. In fact, her last post was September 17th.

A little investigating, and I discovered that she passed away unexpectedly on September 20th.
I never met Jen, but I feel like i knew her. So to read about her death has definitely thrown me this morning. I am rethinking my writing strategy and hoping in the new year I will get back in the game. I think that despite whatever tragedy that ended her life, she would want to keep inspiring, and keep writing.

It boggles my mind how this has affected me. It has definitely given me some perspective. Most of all, it has made me sad. The literary world lost a great person in Jennifer Rardin.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

True story. Just happened.

Okay, this blog is supposed to be about writing but I had to share this. I didn't know there were people like this in today's age.

A man sat down next to me at starbucks. After five minutes he waved his hands frantically to get my attention.

Actual conversation:
Me: "yes?"
Him:"Can you help me?"
I looked at his laptop.
Me: "With the internet?"
Him: "No, with facebook. I got an email and i don't know how to reply."
He shows me his Gmail which has 55 new messages, all from facebook.
Me: "Okay click the email."
Him: "Where?"
I point.
Him: "Why can't i click here instead?"
Me: "You can click anywhere on that bar."
He clicks.
The email says: "Hi i'm Valentina frm chile be my freind." [sic]
Him: "now what?"
I sigh.
Me: "Click the link at the bottom of the email that says TO REPLY CLICK HERE"
Him: "Where?"
Me: "In the yellow box."
Him: "You mean the red box?"
Me: "No, I think it's yellow."
Him: "Show me."
I point at the YELLOW box.
Me: "Click the link."
Him: "What's a link?"
Me: "The blue underlined text that links to facebook," at which point i take the laptop and click it for him.
Him: "It wants me to log in. Should i click keep me logged in?"
Me: "If you want to."

.... At this point two pitbulls humping each other go past the window.
Him: "I guess I should go get my dogs." He gets up to tie them up, which was my cue to exit.


Monday, June 14, 2010

The Infamous Staircase

When i came up with the idea for the staircase in Connor's cabin, I "invented" it in my head. I had no idea if it was possible, accounting for physics and the like. But I always felt that even if it wasn't possible, a little magic would do the trick.

I was just sent an email of Amazing Staircases and found Connor's stairs! That makes me so happy!!




(sorry - i have no idea where the photo came from aside from a chain email... apologies for not crediting it properly)

Submission Humour, or How to Win Me Over

Writing to agents and publishers can often be time consuming and draining. It is often hard to keep one’s head afloat amidst the many form letter rejections.

It’s common to write to a hundred or so agents and only receive a positive response from a couple of them. (That said, I’m happy to note that I am above average on positive responses: currently about 20% of my queries have requested more information).

Still, the point of this post is not to talk about me for a change, but to talk about humour.

Swimming through agency after agency, publisher after publisher, it’s refreshing to see submission guidelines that keep it light and funny. One agency, Scribe Literary (regretfully, I never heard back from them) does this with panache:

what we want
see
manifesto. we are open to most fiction genres and nonfiction.

what we don't
multiple/simultaneous submissions, works based on another’s ideas (ie. star trek, star wars, tv/movie/book characters, etc.), thinly veiled revenge fantasies against your fellow professors, cat mysteries.

how we want it
as of january 1, 2008, scribe agency only accepts electronic submissions. your submission should include a cover letter (this should be the email, not an attachment), synopsis, and the first three chapters. your work should be formatted thus: 1-inch margins all around, double spaced, pages numbered, 12 pt. courier or times new roman. attachments should be saved as microsoft word documents or pdfs. failure to follow these simple guidelines will result in an instant dismissal, and much laughing at your expense.

where to send it
submissions (at) scribeagency (dot) com
if you are unable to send your work electronically, query us at whattheshizzle (at) scribeagency (dot) com before sending us anything.

scribe agency responds to queries in three to four weeks. sometimes longer.

on rejections
we get a lot of submissions. we reject 99% of them. our standards really are that high. our standard rejection reads as follows: "thank you for your submission, but we are not interested." we might throw in an occasional "best of luck in finding representation elsewhere." we say exactly what we mean. we are not going to lie to you and say something nice in the rejection nor are we going to provide you with the tools to make your work better. if we requested chapters or an entire novel, we will of course explain in some depth as to why we are rejecting you, but otherwise we won't. emailing us to complain or ask for further elucidation will get you nowhere—we delete those upon receipt.

our address (if you want to send us beer or something—not for paper submissions):

scribe agency

5508 joylynne drive

madison, wi 53716



Today, I came across a local publisher, Now or Never Publishing, who has a similar, refreshingly honest and funny perspective:


Now Or Never Publishing
Fighting Words.

(Because “The next big thing in mid-sized cars" was already taken apparently.)

Publisher:
Walt "Widemouth" Bass

Editor:
Sidney Shapiro

Associate Editor:
Randy Riehl

Associate Editor:
Amanda Peters

Publicist:
Andrew Stott

Okay, so we’re ready to start looking at book submissions again. But we expect to fall behind almost immediately, so before you send anything, please make sure you’ve looked at (and maybe even read!) our other books.

As this is the future we’ve all been eagerly anticipating, we now only accept email submissions. And so, with that in mind, send us whatever the hell you want. We will probably take forever to respond, and we do apologize for that. However, if you’re still interested, please send us the complete manuscript; it’s tough to consider sample chapters when you’re just not that bright. We’ll see how it goes. Thanks for letting us see your work.

Again, though, no snail mail. We really can’t stress that enough. Our office is tiny, messy, and poorly managed at the best of times. Oh yeah, and we’re apparently a “literary publisher interested in contemporary urban Canadian fiction,” whatever the heck that means. It probably means that, at present, we only consider work by Canadian authors. So there.


They are so perfect for me!! I wrote to them immediately. Oh man, do I hope to hear back from them. Someone call them for me and tell them I’m awesome, okay?

Sunday, June 13, 2010

As Seen in the National Post

By Mark Medley June 12, 2010 – 9:30 am

This is the 10th instalment in our Ecology of Books series, examining the complex interrelationships that comprise Canada’s publishing industry — from small-press proprietors to the country’s biggest houses, from booksellers to book bloggers to book reviewers. Today, Mark Medley explores the changing face of self-publishing.

When Terry Fallis sits down at his desk, he’s reminded of how far he’s come. Four of his book covers are tacked to a nearby bulletin board. In the top right is the mock-up cover for his novel, The Best Laid Plans, which never saw the light of day. To its left is the cover of his self-published version, which Fallis released in September 2007. Below it is the paperback edition published by McClelland & Stewart after the book won the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour. And to its right is the cover of his forthcoming novel, The High Road, which will hit stores this fall.

“It’s kind of like you’re playing in the minor leagues,” he says, “and you get called up to the Stanley Cup finals.”

In 2006, Fallis began his search for a publisher the traditional way, sending sample chapters to agents and publishers across Canada. He was “greeted with a deafening silence.”

“It was a pretty easy decision — although a last resort — to move down to self-publishing,” he says.

After researching his options, he signed on with iUniverse, where a publishing package currently costs $599 and $4,200. He spent $3,500, which paid for cover-design advice, an editorial review of the manuscript, a publishing assistant whom he worked with by phone and e-mail, copy editing, proofreading, 10 paperback copies and one hardcover — as well as a listing with online book retailers. Because it was an iUniverse Publisher’s Choice, hard copies were placed in one Indigo store for eight weeks.

“It was a positive experience for me,” he says — though he later adds, “I still consider it to be a spasm of self-indulgence to publish your own novel.”

For writers who can’t find publishers, going it alone has long been a last resort. Hundreds of thousands of authors self-publish each year (the Association of Canadian Publishers doesn’t keep track). But what was once called “vanity” publishing is seeing a pronounced up-tick these days that is threatening publishing’s longstanding business model. And why not: An author can now go from manuscript to book in a matter of minutes — easily and more lucratively than has hitherto been possible.

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Steve Almond describes himself as a cult writer. He’s the author of six books, the most recent of which, Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life, was just published by Random House, the world’s biggest publisher. This is all well and good, but for Almond there are drawbacks. He gives one example: In 2002 he wanted to call his first short-story collection The Body In Extremis, the title of the final story; his publisher, Grove Atlantic, insisted on My Life In Heavy Metal, the title of the first story. Grove won.

“Any time that you enter into an agreement that you’re not in control of,” he says on the phone from outside Boston, “you have to make certain compromises. And that can be kind of tough.”

Not long ago, he had an idea for a new book: a collection of very short stories paired with brief essays about writing, published in a flip book with two covers, but he couldn’t generate any interest among editors (“I don’t blame them for one second” he concedes).

Around the same time, he did a couple of readings with other authors who were on a rather unstructured book tour and found himself embracing the DIY mentality. He got a friend to design a book cover, then availed himself of the Espresso Book Machine at the bookstore at Harvard University. “I’m used to waiting 18 months,” he says, but after feeding a PDF into Espresso he watched his book “pop” out of the machine — “literally fall like a gumball down the chute. And I picked it up: It’s wet, its warm. I wanted to swaddle it; it was like a newborn.”

Almond struck an agreement with the bookstore to print copies of This Won’t Take But A Minute, Honey for about $5 apiece, which he sells at readings for $10. It isn’t in bookstores: “I don’t want this book everywhere. I want it at readings that I do where it becomes an artifact that I hand to the person who I know is going to read it, not some commodity that’s renting shelf space in a Barnes & Noble.”

Since then, he’s gone back and added new covers, updated some of the stories, experimented with size, added lists of recommended books and music. Thus, each edition is unlike the one before. He’s so pleased with the result that he self-published a second book, Letters From People Who Hate Me. And he’s placed his next short-story collection with a small press with whom he will split production costs and revenue 50:50.

“Traditional publishers will continue to exist,” he says, “but increasingly they are going for books that have a premade audience. Celebrity memoirs, celebrity dog memoirs, political books, books that pretty much have a built-in platform. And the world of traditional literary work is going to have to find new and innovative ways to make its way into the world. And that’s something that can be a cause for despair, but it’s also a cause for celebration. We’re at the beginning of a new era.”

***

Bob Young is a busy man. He is the owner of the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. He is vice-chairman of the Canadian Football League. And he is the founder and CEO of Lulu.com, whose raison d’être is to “turn authors into publishers.”

In 1999, Young wrote Under the Radar and published it the traditional way. It sold more than 20,000 copies at $25 each, for sales of around $500,000. He got the princely sum of $2,311 — what was left over after the costs of production, marketing, returns and all the costs his contract deducted before calculating his royalties. His takeaway: “What I understood as a business guy is that publishing is a really hard business.”

When he set up Lulu 2002, his focus was on the 19 out of 20 writers who can’t get their books published rather than competing for the one out of 20 authors whose books will go on to be successful. When he began, he recalls, “The general reaction back then was one of indifference.” But today Lulu.com, based in Raleigh, North Carolina, is just one in a crowded electronic-publishing marketplace that includes iUniverse, Smashwords, Amazon’s Digital Text Platform and Scribd. Last year, Lulu.com published more than 400,000 books.

Until now, Canadian orders have been filled in the States but Young lets it slip that in August Lulu will partner with a Mississauga printing company to establish a Canadian footprint.

“That’s hot off the press news,” he says. We literally signed the contracts yesterday.”

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Step foot inside the McMaster University Bookstore and you’ll likely spot something even hotter off the press. The store is home to one of six Espresso Book Machines across Canada, which they purchased in November 2008 for US$174,000.

“The machine is pretty much paying for itself,” says Mark Lefebvre, who besides working as operations manager at the bookstore is also president of the Canadian Booksellers Association. The print-on-demand machine can produce a 300-page, perfect bound book complete with colour cover in as little as five minutes. On average, a book will set you back $12 to $15 per copy.

Lefebvre says the store bought it to compete with Amazon. At one time, they were the biggest bookstore in Hamilton. Then Chapters opened up in 1996. Then, with the advent of online retailing, customers could either order a book from the store and wait two weeks, or order it from Amazon and have it mailed the same day. Now it can be argued the McMaster book store has a leg up on Amazon, because the Espresso has a database of more than a million books that can be printed on the spot.

“We’re really just a bookstore who happens to be able to make the book in our store for you,” he says.

But what’s really surprised Lefebvre is that most of the money generated from Espresso has been from self-publishing. “The demand for people who want to tell their own stories is absolutely phenomenal. Overwhelming, even.”

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At the 2008 Book Expo Canada, Key Porter publisher Jordan Fenn was approached by a middle-aged woman who gave him a copy of her self-published childhood memoir, which she claimed had sold 15,000 copies. He found it “a charming book,” but didn’t bite.

“I think they didn’t believe my numbers,” Mary-Ann Kirkby says today.

But she wasn’t surprised. During the seven years she spent writing I Am Hutterite, she submitted it to and was rejected by “every major publisher, sometimes twice.” Most of those who responded said it was a fascinating read but there was no market for such a book (though Canada has the highest concentrate of Hutterites on earth, with 35,000 people).

Kirkby persisted. And after bookseller Paul McNally, of Winnipeg-based McNally Robinson, said he’d launch the book, she borrowed $30,000 from the bank and self-published it on her own Polka Dot Press in June 2007, with an initial print run of 3,000 copies. It became a chainwide bestseller, and within weeks Chapters was calling to see if they could stock the book, too.

The book has now sold more than 75,000 copies, and Kirkby recently signed a distribution deal with Key Porter, which is handling the book’s marketing, publicity, warehousing, selling and shipping. She’s also snagged an American publisher, Thomas Nelson.

Key Porter’s Fenn acknowledges Kirkby could make more doing it herself, but points out the upside: “She no longer has to worry about selling the book. She doesn’t have to worry about warehousing the book and arranging shipments of her book. She can just focus solely on promoting her book and writing new books.”

And that’s the rub. Self-publishing isn’t just about paying someone to print your book. If you want to find a readership, you have to hustle: market the book, get it into bookstores, sell the book, get it reviewed. You end up spending as much energy getting people to read it as you did writing it.

“It takes a certain kind of person to self-publish well,” says Nancy Wise, president of Kelowna, B.C.’s Sandhill Book Marketing, and co-author of How To Self Publish and Make Money. Founded in 1984, Sandhill is now one of the largest distributors of independently published books in Canada, with 450 titles. “It’s not for the feint of heart or the light of wallet. It takes time and it takes money.”

***

Perhaps the biggest strike against self-publishing isn’t the cost or the time or the effort, but the sense that if a book is self-published it can’t be very good.

“It was never far from my mind that I had self-published the novel, that it was not what I had wanted,” admits Fallis. “Had I known then what a stigma surrounds self-publishing, I may never have done it.”

The stigma spreads across the entire industry: the Writers Union of Canada’s website warns against vanity publishers: “the Union does not advise or encourage a writer to pay any fee to a publisher to produce his or her book.” With the exception of the Leacock Medal and the Trillium Book Awards, self-published books are usually ineligible for major prizes. (“I’m not sure what a literary award can catch that a publisher’s slush pile misses,” says James Davies, the Writers’ Trust of Canada’s senior program manager). And magazines and newspapers — including this one — rarely if ever review them.

“Even here in Saskatchewan, I had to sell a phenomenal amount of books before somebody like the StarPhoenix would pay me attention,” says Kirkby.

“It’s not that I have a philosophical objection to self-published books, but the reality is that most of them don’t cleave to the same editorial or production standards as books that come from reputable publishing houses,” says Steven Beattie, Quill & Quire’s review editor. “If I get a self-published book that looks interesting to me, I’ll definitely have it reviewed. I’ve been in this job for two years now, however, and that has yet to happen.”

Bookstores don’t have the shelf space either. “We do accept some, but there are so many out there you just open the flood gates,” said one bookseller who didn’t wish to be identified.”

There’s no doubt that the line between publishers and writers is blurring. But even though it’s easy to self-publish today doesn’t mean you necessarily should: “Self-publishing has allowed people to put lots of books into the world, but it doesn’t mean that it’s good art,” says Steve Almond. “Your job as a writer isn’t to figure out how your book’s going to get in the world, it’s to figure out how to write well enough that your book deserves to get into the world.”

Let’s give the last word to Terry Fallis, who sold about 1500 copies of The Best Laid Plans before M&S took him on as one of its authors. Two days after the book was republished, Fallis found himself on stage at an Authors at Harbourfront event in Toronto with Fred Stenson (The Great Karoo) and Andrew Davidson (The Gargoyle), and soon went from reading by himself to reading with Joseph Boyden (Through Black Spruce) and Paul Quarrington (The Ravine). His book was recently chosen by Waterloo for their One Book, One Community initiative, following in the footsteps of Lawrence Hill’s The Book of Negroes. His new novel, The High Road, is prominently featured in M&S’s fall 2010 catalogue, with promises of a multi-city author tour, national media and national print advertising, among other perks.

“In all humility, I think I’m probably the exception to the rule in self-publishing,” he says. “I consider it to be a lightning strike.”

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Here I am! Did you miss me?

Since my last post, much has happened, including nothing.

How could much happen, if nothing happened? Well, life went bonkers! It’s crazy busy right now! I am currently playing on two soccer teams, and a baseball team. Four days a week I have some form of sports. So needless to say, the writing fell off the table.

Don’t get me wrong, I have tried to write. The other three days of the week I thought about writing a lot. But unfortunately, thinking about writing isn’t the same as writing about thinking.

At one point, about a month ago, I had another idea. I know, I promised everyone I would finish the third novel in the “Magic” series, but it’s just not working. I may have to completely rewrite it. But this other idea came to me in an entirely new format: a screenplay! I’ve never written a screenplay, so when I set to put it down, I had no idea about formatting. I mean seriously, who has ever heard of a “Slugline”? So I found myself spending more time formatting the damn thing than writing it down. Eventually, I found a template with screenplay styles, and was able to use that, but MAN! It’s tough business!

I wrote so quickly and with such determination, it wasn’t until I got to the main climax that I realized I had NO IDEA where the characters were going to go. I mean, I have an ending, all waiting to connect to the beginning, but I am a bit lost as to some key plot points. When they say “WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW” they weren’t kidding. My characters went travelling, and though they ended up in Greece (the ONLY foreign country I’ve spent any time in aside from the US), I couldn’t remember some key destinations. (It has been fifteen years since I travelled there, and I was twelve at the time, so you can blame my amnesia on the subject.) So, I stopped until I could get more information.

Thank goodness for friends who are travel agents. A little Starbucks bribery and I had him spilling all the important information I needed. I voraciously took notes. And once I had everything I needed....

I went to bed.

Hey, I was tired. Okay?

Well that was a month ago and I have touched it since.

But wait! There’s more!

Last weekend, having no other set plans, I told myself I would WRITE. I decided Saturday was writing day. And sure as shootin’ (did I really just say that?) on Saturday morning I woke up with an idea.

It involves a writer who has writer’s block. Ironic, no?

So I trucked over to Starbucks and opened up my laptop and started to.... stare at it. I had this great idea and no opening line. Ugh. Finally it came to me and I started typing.

I was only a chapter in when I realized something.
IT WAS CRAP! I looked back at the drivel and realized, what a MESS!

So I did the only thing I could think of, I started proofing “It’s a Kind of Magic” again. And, for the first time since writing it, I actually ENJOYED reading it! I never hated it, I just knew it so well that when I read it back I always found it boring. Well now that it’s been months since I last reviewed it, it’s igniting the desire to finish book three, and maybe even write a FOURTH! GASP! I know! Shocker!

I hope I can keep the drive going. I really do want to finish book three. I have the ending all resolved in my head, I just have to get there. The plan is to thoroughly read through books one and two, and then finish book three. I know that will make a few of you happy (Erinn, Mom, Sharlene)

(Also, I wrote to a couple more agents on Sunday :) YAY! Fingers crossed)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Chuck vs the Mailman

Okay, so the title is basically because i've been watching reruns of Chuck endlessly for the past few days. But i was sent this blog the other day, and as someone who spens a small fortune mailing off manuscripts, i thought you might be interested in reading it:

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An intersting bit of practical trivia...

I learned something over Christmas that I feel compelled to share with you. This wont change your life dramatically or help you survive the apocalypse but it will save you some $$$.

I recently mailed two identical packages via Canada Post one week apart. One would think that the postage should be exactly the same...well, let me tell you...

Pkg # 1 was mailed from an actual Canada Post postal outlet. Postage came to $11.74. Since I knew a second package would be mailed in about a weeks time, I bought sufficient postage for the second pkg while I was there.

When it came time to mail Pkg #2 I happened to be closer to a franchised postal outlet in a nearby retail shopping mail so I planned to drop pkg #2 off at the franchised CP outlet. When I handed the pkg to the clerk to be put in the outbound mail bag, I was informed that I did not have sufficient postage attached. The clerk proceeded to inform me that I needed to purchase and additional $6 worth of stamps if I planned to have "them" submit my pkg to Canada Post for delivery. After explaining how I knew exactly what the postage should be, the clerk offered some lame excuse that CP is unionized and they can say and do anything with impunity and if I wished to mail that pkg at that outlet, I needed to purchase more stamps.

I told the clerk they were out to lunch and took back my package and headed to the "real" CP outlet to raise hell...Much to my surprise, the CP employee took my package, weighed it and tossed it in the mail bag ready for transport to the sorting facility to be sent on its way. I was informed the amount of postage attached was sufficient and that was that.

The Truth comes out:

Still perplexed by what I was told by the franchised location, I fired off an email to CP for clarification. The reply I received is reprinted below.

The summary:

Real CP outlets charge postage for packages at the published Canada Post rates. Franchise locations can charge whatever they like. If you regularly mail packages at franchise locations you are probably paying too much. Franchise locations are found in shopping malls, drug stores and private businesses everywhere. From now on, all of my mailing will be done from a real Canada Post location.

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Hello Scarecow,

Thank you for your message to Canada Post.A postal outlet is not a federal government agency and is not owned or managed by Canada Post. For example if the postal outlet is within grocery store or pharmacy it would follow the stores working hours, therefore if the store must be closed, so will the postal outlet inside.Only Canada Post Depots and Corporate Post Offices are obligated to follow the price of stamps and postal products that are legislated by Canada Post. Any commercial and private establishment may charge extra fees as a convenience to their customers. It is at their discretion to apply additional service fees to products that they sell. We suggest visiting a Corporate Post Office in order to avoid paying additional service charges that corner stores or other establishment may implement on their products.

Regards,
Veronika Strofski
Customer Service

----- Original Message -----
From: Scarcrow
Sent: December 21, 2009 20:24:17
To: SERVICE, At Mailposte.ca
Subject: General - Parcel Services - General
12/21/2009

Comments: This month I needed to send two identical packages a week apart The first parcel I took to a Canada Post Office in my neighborhood. Since I would be mailing an identical package in a weeks time, I purchased twice the required postage. ($11.74 x 2)When the second package was ready to be mailed I went to drop it off at the franchise outlet in Carlingwood Mall (2121 Carling Ave). Even though I had already attached the required postage, the clerk informed me that there was insufficient postage. They wanted to sell me another $6.00 in postage.Are franchise outlets allowed to charge more than a Canada Post office?$18.00 for a cd sized padded envelope that was bulged ever so slightly that it would not fit through the sizing guide is outrageous. My FedEx account would get the same package to its destination overnight for only $4 more. I went back to the Canada Post office where I purchased the postage originally and was told that the postage was correct. Via Canada Post the package was delivered in six days.

Rgds.

[People tend to take every opportunity to mislead you, if you let them]
Posted by Scarecrow

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Resolutions

It's the eve of 2010 and I find myself looking back on the past year with little in the way of regrets.

I started 2009 with a crazy idea: to write a book. I've since written three. Well two full novels and two half-completed novels.

2010 brings me the resolution to persevere. To keep writing. To keep seeking an agent and publisher. To drive forward at full speed.

In that spirit, I made a few changes. I renamed Force. It's now called It's a Kind of Magic. The reason for the change is to allow continuity in the titles of the series. I hope to include the word "magic" in each title, and hopefully use a song title or lyric for the title. Other titles i'm tossing about include Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic and Black Magic Woman.

Also, I signed up to Authonomy.com today. It's a site owned by HarperCollins. It allows aspiring authors to post there work to the site for peer review, and the top rated books get selected by HarperCollins for review.

Here's the link to my book: http://authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=15163

Please go there, sign up (it's free and there's no spam!) and then click on "Back this Book."

Okay, I'm done with the shameless self promotion. :)

Monday, August 17, 2009

Social Media and the Publishing World

A new trend among authors right now is to generate buzz before their book is published, that way, you can show agents and publishers that people will want to buy your book. Social media sites like Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are all great ways to exploit oneself to the web world.

I'm not a fan of MySpace, which is more media centric anyway. As for Twitter, I have an account (@shawnapiranha) but to be honest, I still don't really understand the whole concept behind it.

So I took to Facebook. The other day I created a fanpage for myself (I didn't want one just for Force because i wanted to be able to update it with the sequels when the time comes). It was very weird trying to create a fan site based on me. I don't really know what people would want to know!

But, after a few hours (yes, hours!) I came up with a barebones site. I posted the first three chapters of Force as well as a few discussion topics, some of which were started by the characters from the story as well (hmm... how did they get on facebook, I wonder?)

Anyway, after five days, I have 79 fans! The more exciting thing is that at least 20 of them are people I don't know! They aren't even in my extended network! It's pretty exciting to have complete strangers writing positive reviews about a book they've only read the beginning of.

So I guess the big experiment will be seeing how this pans out in the long run. Fingers crossed!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

No, I'm not a slacker, I've just been preoccupied.

I guess it looks bad when someone starts a blog about writing, and then doesn't write in it for over a month.

What can I say, I've been busy!

I just closed on a condo, and the past three weeks I've spent organizing moving and inspections and the like. Needless to say, writing has kind of fallen off the table.

At first I was a bit disappointed in myself for not writing recently, but then I remembered a promise I made to myself upon finishing the sequel to Force: Take a break!

So, after taking a break from writing to enjoy summer, and pursue agent representation, I've decided to pick it back up again. I'm not yet writing the third and final story related to Force, but instead, I've started a new, completely different tangent.

I've tentatively titled it After... Life. It follows a girl who wakes up one morning not with amnesia, but instead with entirely different memories of what her life has been. Alternating chapters are from her husband's point of view as he struggles to deal with the new person his wife has become.

I'm really liking the way the plot is forming in my head, but unfortunately, I may have bit off more than i can chew with this one. It's hard to write two identical chapters from two separate points of view, especially when i don't happen to write them together on the same day.

Anyway, that's my update. Still pursuing agents for Force, but not aggressively at the moment.

Oh! And I had someone finally read my still-untitled sequel, and she loved it! And she's not related to me, so that makes me believe her opinion more :)

I think the compliment may have been the push I needed to start up again.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Heat Wave!

Summer has hit Victoria with a fierce passion. It is so stinkin' hot out right now, and has been for the past week. Sounds great, right?

Well, yes, it has been lovely. But it also means I've been less than productive on writing to agencies because I'm out enjoying the weather. I finished my second novel a week or so ago, and was all set to hunker down on getting an agent, but instead I goofed off and went to the beach, and for hikes and such.

It was wonderful.

Today, however, I'm back at the letter writing. I'm feeling particularly determined now. I have to admit, I've been pretty selective at which agencies I contact, but until I exhaust those picks, I'm holding out for quality.

Besides that, I've already started book three, which I know I said I wasn't going to do, but the ideas are flowing! I can't help it! And people like Sharlene and my boss keep pushing me for more more more that it encourages me to write!

Le sigh.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Blindness

I've been contemplating putting up a playlist on here. Music is highly influential to me when i write, and I find i am discovering all sorts of new music as my moods shifts with the story. I may post the full playlist at some point but for now i just want to post this song, Blindness, by Metric. It reminds me of when Alex is discovers she is blind. The song is quite haunting.


Send us a blindfold, send us a blade
Tell the survivors help is on the way

I was a blindfold, never complained
All the survivors singing in the rain
I was the one with the world at my feet

Got us a battle, leave it up to me

Find us a trap door, find us a plane
Tell the survivors help is on the way

I was a blindfold never complained
All the survivors singing in the rain
I was the one with the world at my feet
Got us a battle, leave it up to me

What it is and where it stops nobody knows
You gave me a life I never chose

I wanna leave but the world won't let me go
I wanna leave but the world won't let me go

What it is and where it stops nobody knows
You gave me a battle I never chose

I was the one with the world at my feet
Got us a battle, leave it up to me

Knots in my tummy

Hey all,

It's been a while since i posted on here, and for good reason: I had hit a writer's block *gasp*. This past weekend though was sunny and beautiful, and yesterday I took my lappy down to starbucks got to work.

First i researched a few more agents, and sent out some more queries. Then, after getting bored of that, I finally got cracking.

I'm still not done the sequel, but i wrote about 5000 words, and finally have the end in sight. My problem was that I knew how to end it, but not how to tie it into the third (and final) novel in the series. I hadn't developed the storyline enough in that one that allowed me to make the connections i needed.

So, anyway, after writing a bunch out yesterday, I'm back to tummy knots and anxiousness as I write again. This is good, in the sense that completion is near, and the knots are from my creative spirit wrangling about new ideas in my head, but it's also a bit annoying when i'm trying to do my real job. What's even harder is trying to remember everything that randomly pops into my head until i get home to my laptop.

So that's my update. I'm going to write more tonight after baseball I hope, and also work on the development of a new character for book 3: his name is October, and he will be a key player in the final showdown.... *insert ominous music here*